英文的笑话爆笑1 Thelittleboywalksintohisfathersbedroomandcatcheshimputtingonacondom. Hesays,Whatareyou下面是小编为大家整理的英文笑话爆笑,菁选3篇,供大家参考。
英文的笑话爆笑1
The little boy walks into his father"s bedroom and catches him putting on a condom.
He says, "What are you doing, Pop? The father stutters "I"m going to kill a mouse, son."
The kid says, "What are you going to do, * him to death?"
英文的笑话爆笑2
A man comes to dinner at a new friend"s house. While they eat, the new friend"s small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, "Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?"
The kid says, "Daddy told me you were a self-made man."
"I am."
"Well, why did you make yourself like that?"
英文的笑话爆笑3
Little Johnny is passing his parents" bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny"s not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"